supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via deans-bi-smuth)

thetardisissherlockd:

When someone tells the same joke you made five minutes ago & they get more laughs 

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(via deans-bi-smuth)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via ho-hey-ho-hey)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via lifes-great-without-you)

  • waking up: haha fuck

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via svensandbechs)

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